"I Love Bacon" - Men's/Women's Beanie (MK 1)
Your head's newest crush (and potential heartburn hazard!)
Oh, winter, you frosty fiend—freezing noses, chapped cheeks, and that eternal quest for warmth without looking like a sad snowman. Enter the "I Love Bacon" Beanie, the woolly wonder that's equal parts cozy fortress and bacon billboard.
Slap this bad boy on your dome, and suddenly you're not just battling the blizzard—you're bacon a statement. Boldly embroidered with "I Love Bacon" in letters so cheeky, they could charm the grease right off a strip.
Rock it at the farmer's market, and watch vegans scatter like startled squirrels—mission accomplished!
Pro tip: Pair with bacon-scented cologne for a one-two punch of irresistible.
Side effects? Unwanted hugs from bacon enthusiasts, spontaneous cravings at 3 AM, and a 400% spike in your "cool human" status.
One size fits most (because bacon lovers come in all shapes) so snag yours now—before the pigs fly and this hat becomes extinct!
More details
- 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.