"Save Our Bacon" - Men's / Women's Beanie (MK 1)
The cozy cry for crispy carnage!
Oh, brave soul in a world gone mad—where kale smoothies outnumber breakfast platters and tofu tries to pass as "texture"—it's time to knit your protest into something snug. Enter the Save Our Bacon Beanie, a woolly warrior hat emblazoned with "Save Our Bacon" in bold, bacon-strip lettering that screams, "Not today, avocado toast!"
This beanie doesn't just keep your noggin toasty—it rallies the troops. Slip it on for your next farmers' market raid, and watch vegans scatter like startled squirrels.
Picture yourself at a bonfire, hat glowing under the stars, as friends chant along: "Save our bacon! Save our bacon!" (Disclaimer: Chants may lead to actual bacon consumption; BYOB—Bring Your Own Bacon.)
Rally the cause—grab yours before the herbivores knit their comeback!
More details
- 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.