"I Love Bacon" - Men's T-Shirt (MK 2)
Sizzle up your wardrobe!
Picture this: You're strutting into the office (or your mom's basement, no judgment) wearing a bold, bacon-emblazoned tee that screams, "I'm not just surviving on coffee and regret—I'm thriving on strips of pure, porky paradise!"
This isn't your grandma's sensible sweater; it's a love letter to the salty, crispy deity of breakfast bliss, printed in juicy letters that practically sizzle on soft, breathable cotton. Perfect for the guy who believes bacon is a vegetable (and a cure for Mondays).
Warning: May attract envious stares, impromptu high-fives from fellow carnivores, and zero tolerance from vegans within a 10-foot radius.
Life's too short for flavorless fashion—embrace the pork side!
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"I Love Bacon" - Men's T-Shirt (MK 2) Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|