"Eau De Bacon" - Men's/Women's Beanie
The beanie that sizzles your style (and your scalp's dreams!)
Imagine this: You're hunkered down at a chilly outdoor brunch, the wind howling like a vegan at a steakhouse, and suddenly, all eyes (and noses) are on you. Why? Because perched atop your noggin is your beanie, screaming "Eau De Bacon" in all it's glory that's equal parts French sophistication and farm-fresh fry-up fantasy.
It's not just a beanie—it's a cranial cologne diffuser for the pork-obsessed, turning your head into a beacon of bacon bliss.
Caution: May cause spontaneous cravings, jealous glares from turkey enthusiasts, and a 500% spike in hat-tip salutes from fellow carnivores.
Snag yours before the bacon shortage of '26 hits—or before your dog mistakes it for a chew toy!
More details
- 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.