"Eau De Bacon" Hat
Scent the world with savory seduction! Introducing the "Eau De Bacon" Hat – the ultimate headwear for those who believe breakfast should be a lifestyle, not just a meal. This isn't your grandma's porkpie hat; it's a crispy crown embroidered with "Eau De Bacon" in bold, bacon-strip lettering that whispers promises of sizzling strips and eternal brunch bliss. Slap it on, and watch vegans scatter like startled squirrels while carnivores flock to you like you're the last rasher at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Perfect for tailgates, Tinder dates, or just terrifying your yoga instructor.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable drooling, spontaneous high-fives, and a sudden urge to trade your kale smoothie for a side of hash browns. Get yours before it sells out – or worse, gets eaten by mistake!
More details
- 85% acrylic, 15% wool
- High profile
- Plastic snap closure
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ½" - 24 ¼"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Eau De Bacon" Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
20.47
|
4.53
|
2.64
|
79
|