"Hail The Pig" Hat
Oink Your Way to World Domination
Bow down to the bacon overlords! This isn't just a hat—it's your official oath of allegiance to the supreme swine species. Emblazoned with "Hail The Pig" in bold, cheeky letters that scream "I'm here for the curly tails and chaotic farm vibes," this unisex trucker snapback is perfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of starting a pig cult in their backyard (or just really loves a good BLT).
Why you'll snort with joy:
- One size fits all bacon enthusiasts: Adjustable snapback means it hugs your dome like a piglet nuzzling for slop—comfy, breathable mesh crown keeps your head cooler than a ham in the fridge.
- Unisex swagger: Rock it ironically at the office, unironically at the county fair, or straight-up rebelliously while plotting world domination via pork rinds.
- Durability tested by actual pigs: Okay, not really, but it's tough enough to survive a mud-wrestling apocalypse or your next BBQ fail.
Grab yours before the pigs rise up and demand royalties. Oink if you're in!
More details
- 85% acrylic, 15% wool
- High profile
- Plastic snap closure
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ½" - 24 ¼"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.