"Save Our Bacon" - Men's T-Shirt (MK 1)
The T-Shirt That Turns You Into A Crispy Crusader!
Envision this: The world is ending—not with a bang, but with a sad, soggy whimper of turkey bacon. Enter you, clad in our Save Our Bacon Men's T-Shirt, chest puffed with the heroic slogan "Save Our Bacon" in bold, grease-proof lettering that screams, "Not on my watch!"
This isn't apparel; it's armor for the pork-ocalypse, woven fabric so soft, it'll make your skin sizzle with envy. Slip it on for your next BBQ, protest, or existential crisis, and watch as strangers salute you like the bacon-whisperer you were born to be.
It's the perfect rally cry for when life's grilling you too hard—because who needs capes when you've got strips?
(Pro tip: Pairs best with actual bacon; otherwise, it's just ironic.)
Rally the strips before it's too late. Your breakfast depends on it!
Cautionary Sizzle: May cause spontaneous applause from grill masters, jealous glares from tofu enthusiasts, and a 500% spike in your "bring the meat" reputation.
(Disclaimer: Bacon not included; side effects include eternal hunger pangs.)
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Save Our Bacon" - Men's T-Shirt (MK 1) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|