"Eau De Bacon" - Women's T-Shirt
The scent of victory!
Ladies, tired of wafting around like a walking bouquet of lavender and regret? Upgrade your aura to something irresistibly primal with the Eau De Bacon T-Shirt—because nothing says "I'm confident, quirky, and probably hangry" like a fragrance pun that sizzles.
Crafted from fabric that's smoother than a well-greased frying pan, this tee boldly declares "Eau De Bacon" across the chest in a font that's equal parts elegant script and greasy diner napkin.
It's not just a shirt; it's a statement. Wear it to brunch and watch your friends' noses twitch in confusion—did she just spritz on perfume or is that the ghost of breakfast past?
Spoiler: It's the shirt doing the heavy lifting, turning heads faster than a strip of applewood-smoked perfection hits the plate.
Perfect for:
- Bacon enthusiasts who believe every meal should start with "Eau" (as in, "Eau my god, pass the syrup").
- Gym sessions where you sweat out last night's regrets but emerge smelling like ambition (or at least like you could cook).
- Date nights that end with "You're the crispiest thing here" compliments.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Eau De Bacon" - Women's T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|