"Eau De Bacon" - Men's T-Shirt
The ultimate scent-sational statement piece!
For men everywhere, prepare to pork up your wardrobe with the "Eau De Bacon" T-Shirt – because nothing says "I'm a catch" like the irresistible whiff of sizzling strips marinating in your pits.
This isn't just a tee; it's a olfactory ambush disguised as casual Friday armor. Crafted from fabric that's softer than a piglet's dreams, it boldly declares "Eau De Bacon" across your chest in font so sassy, it'll make your ex regret ghosting you.
Spray on some actual bacon grease for bonus authenticity (I won't judge – much), and watch heads turn faster than a spatula on a griddle.
Vegans? They'll flee in terror. Carnivores? Instant soulmates. And that one guy at the BBQ who always hogs the tongs? He'll finally back off when he realizes you're the main course.
Everybody deserves to smell like breakfast!
Warning: May cause uncontrollable drooling, spontaneous high-fives, and a lifetime ban from salad bars. Snag yours now and let the aroma of awesome begin! Oink yeah!
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Eau De Bacon" - Men's T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|