"Hail The Pig" - Beanie
Oink Your Way to Cozy Rebellion
Picture this: It's a frosty morning, your coffee's gone cold, and the world feels like it's judging your questionable life choices. Enter the Hail The Pig Unisex Beanie – the ultimate head-hugger for those who worship at the altar of all things swine-tastic.
This isn't just a hat; it's a declaration of porky independence, emblazoned with "Hail The Pig" in bold, bacon-strip lettering that screams, "I choose joy... and maybe a side of ribs."
Why "Hail The Pig"? Because life's too short for boring beanies. This bad boy turns heads faster than a greased-up hog at a slip-n-slide contest. Vegans might side-eye it, but deep down, they're jealous of your unapologetic flair. Pair it with jeans, a hoodie, or your finest superhero cape – it's versatile enough to hail cabs, conquer hikes, or just lounge like the lazy legend you are. Snag yours now and pledge your fuzzy allegiance.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable cravings for breakfast all day. Oink yeah!
More details
- 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.