"Make Bacon Great Again" Hat
Tired of salads sneering at your sizzlin' soul? Reclaim your birthright as a bacon baron with this audacious adjustable cap, emblazoned with the rallying cry: "Make Bacon Great Again" in bold, strip-inspired letters that scream "freedom from kale tyranny!"
Crafted from premium fabric (because even revolutionaries get greasy), this hat isn't just headgear—it's a manifesto for the meaty masses. Picture yourself at the BBQ: while normies nibble on tofu, you're strutting like a streaky savior, turning every flip of the spatula into a political statement. "Is that a hat or a hunger strike?" they'll ask. "Both," you'll smirk, as the aroma of applewood-smoked glory wafts from your grill.
Fits most heads (even those swollen with pork pride), one size rules them all!
Warning: May cause uncontrollable cravings, spontaneous dad jokes, and an urge to build a bacon wall around your fridge. Sizzle responsibly! Order now and let's fry high!
More details
- 85% acrylic, 15% wool
- High profile
- Plastic snap closure
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stef The Alter Nerd
- Email: contact@support.stefthealternerd.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ½" - 24 ¼"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.